Upside: New Conference Room Tables in Building 3, Room C-24. Downside: Old staff. LOL! Off to the Noodle Poodle for some nosh!

First of all…my apologies, I have finally been granted more bandwidth for this little project of mine – so I will be able to update with some new things I have been learning in my BBEdit class…can’t wait! Now for another Shit List: New payroll procedures. If possible HR has managed to make our timesheets even more complicated. Now I have […]

Gawd, sometimes it’s the little things that get me. Ergo I present the following exchange sent to me via email on 2/13 at 10:07:32 am re: my proposal to install a Bacon Station adjacent to OrderUp! HV, I understand the need for haste, and I share Scott’s enthusiasm. But there is a big “but” – the great vending machine kiosk […]

Well this will go down as one of my top five all time worst weekends EVER. In addition, I have discovered copious amounts of pilling on my formerly favorite sweater vest. (Needleburn calls it my Sweet-er Vest, as I once unknowingly walked around all day with a peppermint candy from the Indian Restaurant (Ali-Babb-Ahhs!)) Don’t ask me how it got […]

Thank GOD for bagel dog Wednesdays at Order Up! You won’t find a beter deal anywhere on a Wednesday than our very own vittle house. And believe me, I’m taking into account the Pizza Hut Pizza and Pudding Bar. But make sure you get Jaime to do your tray! Rosa skimps on the chips.  

  This got circulated today via email from Judy Meyers, a former VP of strategic packaging. I couldn’t agree with the judges more.

There’s a Turkey in the Mailroom!! I made my usual Monday morning trip down to see Tom Needleburn (LMAO when I heard his name the first time!) our postal specialist. I guess you could say I look up to Tom, which is why I make a point to start off my week settin’ for a spell with old man Needleburn. […]

Congratulations (AGAIN) to Jan Wolkoviak for her OUTSTANDING performance on the Philbert 2 Ply-Installation account. We COULD never have done it withOUT you. Yes, that is called sarcasm!! I don’t even need to do a shitlist, when something as OUTrageous as this happens. The facts: Me: 8 yrs as Jr. Acct. Rep, NE Kingdom Div., Residential. 3 straight years as […]

Shitlist Redux: The slow pace of nano-tech. The myriad of possibilities is endless. Endless and very small. (Like the gripes of one Stanley Becker about his order. “My form says it shipped, Mr. Pecker… I mean Becker.” HA HA HA! LOL. GOTCHA! Generic cortisone itch cream. Self explanatory. C-Date. The Christian Singles website where meet and greets are few and […]

Cafeteria Dish Review: By H.V. Smith The Order Up! Thursday lunch special “Texi Taco Salad” should be avoided at all costs. I’m feeling shaky, and I don’t think it was just the extra side cup of pickled jalepenos and sour cream I requested. Dave in Physical Plant reported similar GI discomfort, and he didn’t even have the cornlet topping. On […]

A tip for Linda in payables: Your repeated handing back of the PVO to me with no note or indication what is wrong with it is both passive AND aggressive. If I did something wrong, just file the proper 143-B Form and drop that in the plastic holder outside my cube. I answer ALL my mail! Just ask Doug. This […]

Apparently Cathy just put Mike on her shitlist. Guess someone is reading this thing! It got me to thinking about my own shitlist. Here’s what I have so far, concequences be darned: Shitlist By H.V. Smith Lucinda and Fred. For making microwave popcorn at 9:20 am EVERY day. It’s just too early. Woman from cubicle 407-B12. Why are you not […]