A tip for Linda in payables: Your repeated handing back of the PVO to me with no note or indication what is wrong with it is both passive AND aggressive. If I did something wrong, just file the proper 143-B Form and drop that in the plastic holder outside my cube. I answer ALL my mail! Just ask Doug.

This just in from J.T. my “eagle in legal”: A certain person in Receivables was spotted at the outdoor market running her hands through an entire section of butter lettuce. Just absent mindedly brushing her hand back and forth over the exposed greens. She is now known to you and me as “The Lettuce Whisperer.”

Off to Physical Plant. Today is donut Thursday.

PS:  Hey, here’s a cool new site I found!