Shitlist Redux:
- The slow pace of nano-tech. The myriad of possibilities is endless. Endless and very small. (Like the gripes of one Stanley Becker about his order. “My form says it shipped, Mr. Pecker… I mean Becker.” HA HA HA! LOL. GOTCHA!
- Generic cortisone itch cream. Self explanatory.
- C-Date. The Christian Singles website where meet and greets are few and far between for this Consumer Electronic Rep. Hey ladies, Level 5 Salary! Uh…hello…is thing on. Guess not. I need to buy a new webcam.
- The Public Library. Could someone please tell me since when did this house of knowledge become a refuge for the city’s homeless? It smells like my old doorway at 778 Adeline Street, Buffalo NY. In the month of April alone, I thermo-rayed 2 metric kilos of urine. That’s the size of a premature baby. I should know! I was one!
- Weak Hazelnut Coffee.
- Being named Customer of the Week over at the YD delicatessen (for those on the outside – it’s called OrderUP!). Some attention is nice. All this attention is too much! I have work to do! 😉
- Gangsta Rap. Can I get a, “What?”
- Whoever removed my “I’d Rather Be Copying Copying Copying” mug from its hook in the break room. Not funny. Not funny. Not funny.
- I have been learning basic HTML to sweeten up some of the company pages. (To no avail – apparently the “Design Team” is not as “open” to suggestions as I was led to believe. ) I will post one of my HTML tables soon – it’s sweet what you can do with just the basics. BBEDIT RULZ!
- All the batteries in my smoke detectors failing at once. I am going to try and stagger the replacements. This may compromise my safety in the short run, but should prove less of a nuisance in the LR.
OK, enough. To be continued though. Time to find some eats!