Entry 6 – “Congrats” to Jan

By HV Smith on January 23, 2013 in Employee Weblog
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Congratulations (AGAIN) to Jan Wolkoviak for her OUTSTANDING performance on the Philbert 2 Ply-Installation account. We COULD never have done it withOUT you. Yes, that is called sarcasm!! I don’t even need to do a shitlist, when something as OUTrageous as this happens.

The facts:
Me: 8 yrs as Jr. Acct. Rep, NE Kingdom Div., Residential. 3 straight years as a 8 plus in cust. satisfaction (would have been 10 if not for afforementioned Mr. Pecker…I mean Becker.) Perfect attendance at all off-site company social functions. No visible injuries!! (The paper cut does NOT count (unless I file a claim–heehee))
You: Smell like flowers. Hired in 1999 as a “temp”. Does not wash spoon after eating Dannon fruit on the bottom yogurt in break room. Recycles colored paper.

Arggghhh!!! I’m fit to be tied. Or fit to grab some fries. Actually Ted down in Fulfillment has some of these imported salt packed sardines I want to try sticking on a potato wafer … BRB

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