As you can see this blog is called, “The View from Here” By H.V. Smith. Two things you need to know:
- H.V. Smith – That is my name. It is NOT some pseudonym (a fake [aka. bogus] name) I’m using to protect my identity in the name of corporate democratic discussion here at YD Industries. I stand by what I say. There can be no harm in truth.
- The View Up Here – I am on the upper floor of the Thornduke 3 Building, just past the Quad, and I have a window-adjacent cubicle that looks right out (if I lean back far enough) on the Abercrombie Terrace parking lot. So I get to see what happens immediately before someone enters the building and immediately after they leave. I know when meetings are happening even before they buzz our security manager, Dan Hernandez. Como esta? Esta Douchebag Hernandez. Ha! (If E.H. could figure out how to turn his Android on, I might be worried he was reading this. But even if, by some miracle he bumped the power button, I have placed a little thing I call the Defendor Blocker on his browser. So no dice Dan!)
Anyway – my point is that I have private and exclusive access to some very essential goings ons about and directly outside the building. Want to know who scraped Cathy’s Geo? Uh…that would be Mike, with his Texas Longhorn belt buckle. Cause he pulled in too tight with his Dodge Ram in the “compact” space. RAM is not a compact Mike. Why do you even need a truck? You live in a condo. Five blocks from work. Alone.
OK, that’s enough for the first entry. I’ve got to run some mimeographs for the flow tolerance meeting.