FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: YD Industries Publishing's Definitive Guide to Unearned Confidence, Now the #1 Bestseller at YD Press!
The Idiot’s Guide to Being an Idiot
All You Need to Not Know, With the Confidence to Not Know It
New Rochelle, NY — In its boldest publishing initiative yet, YD Industries Press unveils a landmark addition to the self-help canon: The Idiot’s Guide to Being an Idiot, a paradigm-shifting exegesis on the triumph of misplaced confidence, deliberate ignorance, and bucolic cognitive cul-de-sacs.
“Never before has a book said so little with so much,” says Steve Musselman, Chief Visionary Officer of Content Monetization at YD Industries. “This instructional tome takes everything we know about being an idiot and puts it in a simple, straightforward, practical, and useful format that any idiot can understand.”
Authored over a fevered five-day conversation between an AI chatbot trained to solve the Grand Unified Theory of Physics and five select idiots, the book began as an attempt to build a marketing automation app powered entirely by emojis, flowed into a formulation for cooking hot dogs with illicit explosives, and ultimately evolved into this landmark self-help manual.. The book offers readers a roadmap to unearned certainty, rapid assumption deployment, and expert-level defensive bullshittery in virtually every context, from corporate boardrooms to Congress.
Highlights include:
- The Dunning-Kruger Cognitive Ascendancy Lattice™ — A handy laminated fold-out to provide an easy-to-access framework for your misplaced certainty.
- CD-ROM Bonus Insert — Full of an interactive animation module teaching Verbal Inflation Techniques™, including the “The Repetitive Phrase Amplification Method” and “The Pre-emptive Syllogism Disintegration Helix.”
- Words AND Pictures — Includes comprehensible fourth-grade-level language, an alphabetized glossary of useful terms, and COLOR pictures and graphics.
“With this revolutionary release, we believe we’ve created the most important book since The Joy of Cooking,” added Musselman. “It’s a masterclass in being a masterass.”
📘 Book Details:
Title: The Idiot’s Guide to Being an Idiot
Subtitle: All You Need to Not Know, With the Confidence to Not Know It
Author: YD-AI Unified Theory Chatbot and five other idiots
Publisher: YD Industries Press
Pages: 517 (Including 452 full-page, color illustrations and infographics)
Format: Hardcover, eBook, AI-narrated audiobook (with audio descriptions of all pictures)
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Praise:
“Visionary. Especially all the pictures.”
— Chet D., PhD, VP of Visioneering, a startup still in stealth
“Brave and bold steps leading in circles.”
— Bethany H., Certified Life Coach for Coaches who coach other coaches who want to get out of coaching and start a coffee shop
“The best unread book I see on my bookshelf”
— Gavin L., Podcast Host, “Gavin Shouts at Plants”
For media inquiries, informational webinar invites, or to book the author(s) for a confident but unfocused keynote, please contact:
About YD Industries and YD Press:
Founded in a shed, forged in success, and continually elevated by its proprietary “IDACSU” methodology (Idea + Action = Success), YD Industries (NYSE: YDI) is a 27,000-employee multi-vertical human optimization conglomerate, including a pioneering Press Division featuring such bestselling titles as: “My Mother’s Hamster”, “How to Eat Things” and “Whoop Whoop, The Larry Blurf Story.” We don’t think outside the box. We trademark the box.
For media inquiries, informational webinar invites, or to book the author(s) for a confident but unfocused keynote, please contact:
Steve Musselman
YD Industries Chief Visionary Officer of Content Monetization
📩 steve@ydindustries.com
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