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YD Industries Thanksgiving - A Q4 Gratitude Recap from the CEO
As we head into this holiday weekend, let's take a moment to reflect on our wins with gratitude and return refreshed and ready to drive results for the remainder of Q4, keeping the momentum going!
Operational Ascendancy: Entering the Hardcore Era At YD Industries
Introducing The Ultimate Commitment Covenant and the Double Hardcore Tower.
Product Release: Simple Life Second Life™, Where Your Digital Self Lives the Life You Deserve, So You Don’t Have To
At YD Industries, we understand your secret. That gnawing desire to trade back-to-back meetings for bread bakes, stakeholder synergy for summer strawberry socials, and OKRs for okra. That’s why we’re proud to launch Simple Life Second Life™, our latest foray into Virtual Fulfillment Platforms, or what we call
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: YD Industries Publishing's Definitive Guide to Unearned Confidence, Now the #1 Bestseller at YD Press!
The Idiot’s Guide to Being an Idiot All You Need to Not Know, With the Confidence to Not Know It New Rochelle, NY — In its boldest publishing initiative yet, YD Industries Press unveils a landmark addition to the self-help canon: The Idiot’s Guide to Being an Idiot, a
Can You Outperform the YD HR Chatbot? Take the YDAI-PCC Challenge.
Announcing the launch of the YDAI Performance Calibration Chatbot (YDAI-PCC), your new digital conversation partner in the groundbreaking realm of corporate viability assessments.
YD Industries Presents: Certification in Complexity Resolution & Amplification via The Infinite Complexity Mosaic™
When one framework isn’t enough, put more frameworks inside the frameworks.
Introducing YD Industries Billionaire Ordain-o-Matic™
“Billionaire minds aren’t just special — they’re ordained.” YD Industries is proud to unveil its latest breakthrough in talent identification and leadership validation, developed through a landmark partnership between the Department of Self-Validating Pseudoscience™ (DSVPS) and the Institute of Cherrypicked Historical Anecdotes™ (ICPHA). Forget outdated, “aristocratic” models like merit,
ThoughtSoftener™ Memo: Out of Beta and Ready for Deployment!
ThoughtSoftener™: The World’s First Cognitive Lubrication Platform for Enterprise Alignment
YD Industries Presents: “The Möbius Side Hustle™"
We make nuts. You sell the nut dream. The dream? Totally nuts! Overview: YD Industries proudly launches The Möbius Side Hustle™, a revolutionary closed-loop entrepreneurial ecosystem built on endless grinding, anguished storytelling, and piles of mass-produced hex nuts. Motivated hustlers enter our exclusive ecosystem as sellers, buyers, recruiters, or nut-fluencers.
Press Release: YD Industries’ Impatient Capital™ Redefines Venture Timelines
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE TO THE PRESS YD Industries’ Impatient Capital™ Redefines Venture Timelines, Exit Windows Now Shrunk from 5 Years to 7 Weeks New Rochelle, NY — YD Industries, the world leader in accelerated valuation frameworks, proudly announces its latest financial innovation: Impatient Capital™, a revolutionary finance methodology that compresses the
YD Ventures: Internal Partnership Memo — Q2 2025
Seeking: Founders Willing to Abandon Everything That Got Them This Far Our Mission: Accelerated Dilution Through Manufactured Growth At YD Ventures, we believe founders don’t need support; they need a strong push. That’s why we pioneered Constructed Acceleration & Growth Engineering (CAGE), a proven framework for inflating KPIs
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Re-imagining Human Ingestion at Scale: SustainaPort™, YD Industries’ Next-Gen Food to Mouth Productivity Platform
YD Industries proudly unveils the SustainaPort™ platform featuring the NOZZL™ system (Nutritional Output via Zone-based Zero-effort Liqueforms™).
Staff Memo
YD Industries Launches LAYERCAKE™: A Revolution in Employee Ranking
YD Industries is proud to unveil our newest productivity initiative: LAYERCAKE™, the world’s first fully realized Performance Rank Optimization for Incremental Treasure (PROFIT) system for employee performance management.
Staff Memo
Let's Get Aligned: All hail the AIMS Togethernator™!
The Togethernator™ empowers us to accurately measure our feelings, calculate focus, and, most importantly, appear aligned to both external stakeholders and internal dashboards.
Product
Join the Thought Follower Revolution!
We are dangerously close to producing more thought leaders than we can responsibly follow. The brutal truth: We are running out of competent thought followers.