Re-imagining Human Ingestion at Scale: SustainaPort™, YD Industries’ Next-Gen Food to Mouth Productivity Platform
YD Industries proudly unveils the SustainaPort™ platform featuring the NOZZL™ system (Nutritional Output via Zone-based Zero-effort Liqueforms™).
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
New Rochelle, NY — In a historic leap forward for laborforce sustenance, YD Industries proudly unveils the SustainaPort™ platform featuring the NOZZL™ system (Nutritional Output via Zone-based Zero-effort Liqueforms™), a self-contained macro-nutrient delivery solution to eliminate non-productive nutrition intake operations and engineered for the rigorously stationary employee of the modern age.
Originally conceived for exclusive deployment within YD’s Hardcore Tower™, we are now thrilled to announce the wide release of SustainaPort™ to discerning corporate installations, elite business parks, and, pending verification of compliance under new TARIFF regimes, to Private Home Office Contained Environments (PHOCEs).
This is more than a product launch. It’s a Nutritional Compliance Re-Calibration. A flavor-forward metabolic workplace revolution. Lunchbreaks: disrupted. Nutrition: regimented.
Seven Global Flavors. Infinite Productivity.
The NOZZL™ system delivers pre-portioned, 400-calorie NuvaGreen Formulations™ in craveable, globally-researched taste profiles designed to match biometric and psychographic flavor clusters:
- Pepperoni Pizza Blast
- Terrific Turkey on Wheat
- Cheeseburger and Fries Surprise
- Marvelous Masala Dosa
- Ni Hao, Xiao Long Bao
- Borscht Burst
- Vanilla
Whether your workforce hails from Silicon Valley or a Siberian Village, there’s a port for every palate and a macro for every member.
Features Designed to Maximize Bioefficiency & Corporate Belonging:
- App-Integrated Intake Sync: Schedule your mouth-to-port session. Outsource your hunger.
- Refill Velocity Protocols: High-pressure compressed air NOZZL™ rapid-recharge protocols eliminate unnecessary downtime.
- Zero Commute Calories: Employees remain seated, focused, and nutritionally contained. No wandering. No chewing. No downtime.
- Optional Themed Dispenser Skinz™: Dispenser units can be themed to promote department loyalty or a touch of whimsy.
“We’re not just feeding people,” says SVP of Digestive Optimization, Steve Musselman. “We’re eliminating nutritional friction. SustainaPort™ is the final step in closing the productivity loop, ensuring that every calorie ingested serves a direct corporate purpose.”
Coming Q4 2025: SustainaPort™ Home Edition Because remote employees also deserve culinary immediacy during their 9-hour video meeting marathons. Featuring the NOZZL™ HOME system with biometric access gating and flavor pod delivery via bonded courier. Mountable on drywall, glass, concrete, or a standing desk.
About YD Industries: Founded in a shed, forged in success, and continually elevated by its proprietary “IDACSU” methodology (Idea + Action = Success), YD Industries (NYSE: YDI) is a 27,000-employee multi-vertical human optimization conglomerate, pioneering advancements in defense cosmetics, sonic snacks, and sentient fashionwear. We don’t just think outside the box. We trademark the box.
Contact:
Linda Quash
YD Industries VP, Flavor Deployment
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