First off, thanks to the Sunshine Committee for spreading the word about my recent ailment. I can’t tell you how much I appreciated the awkward glances in the elevator these past few days. Here’s a few other things to gnaw on:
- Number 1, it is great to receive a generic card from gift shop signed “your friends at YD” in 12 point bell gothic light.
- Number 2, the note in the breakroom that says HV has syphillis is both inaccurate and poorly designed.
- Number 3, of all the cards available at the YD Gift Mart, I am absolutely baffled at the choice of the alligator in the hospital. I fail to even see the point of the clever message “Gator Well Soon!.”
Gator me out of here…and into a plate of homemade apple quesadillas at Juan Feinsteins! Dee-lish!