Author archive for Missy Heindsworth

  • Standing Balance Ball Hydro Treadmill Desk

    By Missy Heindsworth on March 4, 2014
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    Every once in awhile, a tech product comes along with the enormous potential to change lives.   When researchers at YD Industries ActivityLabs engaged themselves with the important challenge of not only reducing workplace inactivity, but also generating a fitter, healthier workforce, they developed a revolutionary solution:  The Standing Balance Ball Hydro Treadmill Desk The Standing Balance Ball Hydro Treadmill […]
  • Same Day Messenger Kangaroo

    By Missy Heindsworth on December 2, 2013
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    In the ultra-competitive world of consumer product delivery, YD Industries is once again charging ahead of the pack with an innovation that will revolutionize same day carriage across the globe: YDI Messenger Kangaroos! The goal of this innovative transportation system is to get packages in consumer’s hands faster than the average pizza order by leveraging the power of the kangaroo, […]
  • The Spud Cuddler

    By Missy Heindsworth on November 19, 2013
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    The cold, lonely nights of winter got you down? On the outs with with the Mister/Missus and looking for emotional support when banished to the droopy basement futon? Luckily for you, YD Industries has developed the perfect solution for any shivering and lonesome companion seeker: The Spud Cuddler! The Spud Cuddler is a 137lb, thermally insulated, warmth generating potato that […]
  • Pro-Depressant: Flornan®

    By Missy Heindsworth on October 24, 2013
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    Are you generally content but secretly desire to be as depressed about life as your friends and co-workers? Are you an artist who lacks the emotional depth to make your work interesting? Perhaps your cheery demeanor at gallery openings, book signings, and film festivals is preventing you from being taken seriously as an “artist”? If you said yes to any […]
  • Contraceptive Dinosaur Sponges

    By Missy Heindsworth on August 23, 2013
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    200 Million years ago, majestic dinosaurs prowled the earth eating large and leafy plants as well as each other. Volcanoes bubbled and giant beasts shrieked and wailed as they splashed in mud and chased dragonflies the size of Volkswagens. It was a thrilling epoch! That’s why YD industries decided to capture the excitement of the dinosaur era with our revolutionary […]
  • YDI Book Club

    By Missy Heindsworth on August 20, 2013
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    It’s a well-known fact that books pair beautifully with every season. Whether a volume is read from atop a towel on a sun warmed tropical beach or from a Navaho rug in a snowbound cabin, a solid tome sucks away the hours, activates the imagination, and connects the reader with the richness of human experience. The YD Industries Book Club […]
  • Condom Burst! – flavored prophylactics for adults

    By Missy Heindsworth on June 5, 2013
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    A contraceptive taste explosion With the risk of contracting sexually transmitted diseases (aka STDs) rising with each passing hour, and with more active adults reluctant to employ currently uninspiring condoms, YD Industries researchers focused on designing a drastically improved prophylactic. Using social behavioral mapping, rigorous consumer testing, and economic flavor forcasting, the YDI family planning team developed a market-defining solution […]
  • Digi-Doubloons – the very best alternative currency

    By Missy Heindsworth on April 15, 2013
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    With economies collapsing, currencies fluctuating, and precious metal prices on a turbulent roller coaster ride, YD Industries knows that consumers are seeking a reliable form of alternative currency in which to place their faith. That’s why our financial wizards have concocted the breakthrough YD Industries Digi-Doubloon! The YDI Digi-Doubloon is a foolproof electronic currency completely immune to the ups and […]
  • Butter Pups – A push-up snack for kids

    By Missy Heindsworth on April 8, 2013
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    With Butter Pups, the delicious push-up butter snack for kids, research scientists at YD Industries Industrial Digestibles Division have notched another success in their series of innovative releases for the hungry consumer. When looking for the perfect snack for growing children, what can be more popular or delicious than a creamy stick of butter product? YDI’s Butter Pups come packaged […]
  • Tofu Fed Beef

    By Missy Heindsworth on March 31, 2013
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    The talented research scientists at YD Industries Industrial Digestibles Division have been working long and hard to develop protein sources that will appeal the largest consumer groups possibile. After many iterations to conjure a product that lives up to YD Industries exacting quality and taste standards, we’re proud to announce the launch of: Tofu Fed Beef! It’s the steak that […]
  • Bird Caller Interview on “The Town Talks”

    By Missy Heindsworth on March 28, 2013
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    In the award winning YD Industries syndicated interview show, “The Town Talks,” host Rock Hutchenson leads a series of fascinating conversations with some of the great thinkers and dynamic personalities of our times. In addition to the bird caller interview showcased in this post, we are pleased to offer a complete set of Rock’s conversations for enjoyment at home, during […]
  • The YDISSAWSARABTTM Missile

    By Missy Heindsworth on March 26, 2013
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    In today’s ever-changing modern battlefield, new missile and firearm technologies must be developed for nations or rogue states looking to retain a competitive advantage over a worthy adversary. In addition, members of security minded households or neighborhood watch squads (aka – militias) have also realized the benefits of stockpiling the armaments needed for a common defense in case of unforeseen […]